Delayed somewhat this month as we ironed out the process for nomination of candidates and selection of winners, I am still proud to announce the first ever winners of the monthly Eve Online bloggers awards, called ‘The Eebees’ for lack of a better name. Now, (queue drum roll) here are the candidates and winners for the first monthly Eebee awards:
For Post of the Month, we tried to achieve a nice spread of candidates while still recognizing what we felt were the best. The candidates are:
Rundle Allnighter for his philosophical Blog Banter entry
Susan Black (aka @GamerChick42) for her whimsical take on New Eden politics
Azual Skoll for his excellent post about Risk in Eve Online
And the winner is…
Azual Skoll! While all the nominees were obviously quite good, we felt that Azual nailed the topic of risk versus reward in New Eden. He will be the proud recipient of a PLEX, courtesy of Somer Blink.
Blog of the Month is a category that seemed like a no-brainer when we came up with this idea. However, actually narrowing the candidates down (and then selecting the winner) proved to be pretty hard. I’m not blowing smoke up any orifices when I say that there are tons of excellent blogs out there, and keeping track of any given blog over the course of just one month is harder than it sounds. However, we did our best. The candidates are:
Tiger Ears by pjharvey
Eve Travel by Mark726
Mad Haberdashers by Corelin
And the winner is…
Tiger Ears by pjharvey! I’m not lying when I say this was genuinely a tough decision, and it was beginning to look like we might be facing a deadlock right out of the gate. In the end, we simply couldn’t ignore the consistently excellent narratives on wormhole life posted up by pjharvey. As a result, he too will be the recipient of a PLEX courtesy of our friends at Somer Blink.
Congratulations to both Azual and pj – your rewards are well earned. To the other nominees, keep up the great work! The tougher our jobs as judges are, the better the community is for it. I look forward to reading (if not voting!) for the rest of the month.
Write Smart,
Marc
A drive-by Saturday post to keep y’all updated on what is going on with the blagosphere of Eve Online:
The Eve Blog Pack has been updated! Sadly, we bid adieu to three blogs – including my all-time favorite, Rifter Drifter. Luckily, Wensley is still active, now making the occasional podcast with Sard Caid on Caid’s Twitch.tv stream. Check them out!
However, where three go, three more follow – no shortage of candidates these days! However, I’ve decided to give preference to returning members of the Pack, and thus have added Rixx Javix’s Eveoganda and Helicity Boson’s….well, Helicity Boson….back to the Pack. Really great news to have them both back. In addition, we have one brand spanking new member of the Eve Blog Pack – The Nosy Gamer. Really quality posts over there – check them all out using the official Blog Pack feeds, available here.
A whopping nine new blogs have been added to the Eve Blog Roll (the master list of Eve Blogs). Actually 10, since The Nosy Gamer wasn’t on there for some ungodly reason. All posts going forward from these blogs will appear on the main page of Evebloggers.com, your main source for the Eve Blogosphere (and, coincidentally, where I turn when I’m looking for nominees for…)
I didn’t receive any new suggestions on what to call these Monthly blogging awards, so The Eebees it is. Either you guys don’t care about possibly getting a PLEX for doing what you normally do, or you think its some sort of scam since I’m a Goon these days. However, it’s not a scam, and the finalists for the two April awards have been chosen:
Blog Of The Month, April Nominees: Tiger Ears (by pjharvey), Eve Travel (by Mark726) and Mad Haberdashers (by Corelin)
Post Of The Month, April Nominees: Rundle Allnighter’s Blog Banter Entry, Susan Black’s ‘A Fairy Story’, and Azual Skoll’s ‘Risk’
As soon as Stan is back from his stag weekend and casts his ballot, we’ll be all set to announce winners. Congratulations to the nominees!
In case you haven’t given a gander to www.tacticalentertainment.tv, I’m their newest Eve Online writer. So far, I’ve written two articles and a guide:
Check out the articles and either leave feedback there or here, or hit me up on Twitter. Always looking for good feedback and differing points of view.
Ripard Teg over at Jester’s Trek has an amusing sidekick from time to time that he likes to call ‘Garth’. Really just an alter ego that goes on rants and the likes, Garth has inspired me to unleash the Wild Marcosaurus – the angry Irish Dinosaur of Voices from the Void fame. I don’t have a regular podcasting gig (and may not for some time, as several other projects are in the works), so when I just have to unleash some vitriol in a worthy (or unworthy, as the case may be) target’s direction, expect to see the trolololololosaur come out. First one is coming for you, Riverini.
And that about wraps it up. Been a busy day – check out the links and let me know what you think!
Write Smart,
Marc
9 Mackinaws and 1 Hulk – that’s where I stand as of the writing of this post. However, the doesn’t tell the whole story – numbers never do.
I was a bit behind the curve when Hulkageddon officially opened for business. I had planned on being one of the first brave capsuleers to fell a mining giant, but instead I was stuck getting some odds and ends that I had forgot about. Meanwhile, Corelin and the Fancy Hats Corporation was dealing tons of damage to the dastardly miners of Amarr space, putting my hopes and dreams to shame.
Finally, it looked like I was going to be able to get out there and gank something. I had failed miserably during Burn Jita due to my video card deciding that that weekend, of all weekends, would be a good one to stop working. However, armed with a new card and a fresh sense of purpose (as well as some comforting familiarity, as this wasn’t my first Hulkageddon), I had hoped to bring some destruction to high sec.
I rounded up some friends near my lowsec cache of destroyers – 200 in total – and was just about to start sending out fleet invites when suddenly my computer shut down. No warning, no ‘are you sure you would like to shut down?’ – just a big ole ‘click’ and black screens everywhere. Not good. I decided to call it an evening, with my preparations made, and hit it back up the next day.
Finally, I was able to. 3 Mackinaws and a Hulk down – all solo in the wonderfully brutal gank Catalyst. Live was good. I lined up my next target, dispatched Marc in another Catalyst of Doom, and – ‘click’. Black Screens Everywhere.
Needless to say, I think my new graphics card is presenting some unique challenges when it comes to high security ganking. However, I’ve figured out what I mustn’t do (otherwise the computer decides to punish me), so I’ve been able to resume ganking. Right now, I’m sitting at 7th overall in Caldari High Sec ganks according to the Hulkageddon leaderboard. For a time I was ranked 9th overall and 8th in solo kills, but have since lost these positions to gankers who have no jobs are more dedicated than I.
Sadly, I’m not getting much in the way of tears, though between the 100 million ISK bounty being paid by Goonswarm (for every 10 exhumers killed) and loot/salvage, I’m actually ahead in the :iskwar: by about 100 million ISK. This despite the survey I am sending out to all my victims noncensual pvp partners. So far, the only good reply I got was:
Пидор ты, и этим хвалишься?
Granted, I don’t know how good it is because I don’t speak Russian, but I think there are some very bad words in there.
At any rate, if you’re interested in joining in on the fun (even if only for a gank or two), consider reading the Definitive Hulkageddon Guide for Gankers, by yours truly. Seriously though, check it out and use it – and send me your success stories (for surely such a guide will only bring you success). It took some doing and while it really isn’t definitive (there are about a hundred ways to carry out ganks, fits to use, etc), I think it’s a good starting point that was really lacking out there.
The reason I made it was I googled (out of boredom) ‘Hulkageddon Guide’ the other day and all that came up were Miner’s Guide to Avoiding Hulkageddon. Obviously, this could not stand.
I’ll be posting up my thoughts on Burn Jita (and some funny stories about it as well) over at TEN in the next couple days, as well as regular Hulkageddon updates here. I’m still adjusting to being a correspondent for another site and trying to find the line between strictly-Malefactor material and strictly-TEN material, so bear with me as this blog will probably stick around with weekly updates for a little while.
Fly Smart,
Marc
Red Versus Blue is not just a popular web video series. In New Eden, Red vs. Blue refers to a perpetual state of warfare between two alliances – Red Federation and Blue Republic. Capsuleers wanting their first taste of PVP in Eve Online, without the sec status hits of piracy, the ‘gank’ nature of canflipping or mission busting, or the tremendous leap into null security space, can simply join up with one of the two sides in the war and pewpew to their little heart’s content.
RVB recently has seen a rise in profile in New Eden, as more players than ever are joining for the nearly consequence free PVP (it still takes time or real bucks to procure ships, after all). From the newbie to the bittervet to the King Beyond the Ban, people from all walks of New Eden life have been merrily shooting at each other in record numbers. I decided to rejoin the mayhem (with an alt) and see if things had changed from my last stint in RVB.
That last stint didn’t leave me with the greatest impression, if I’m honest. As a young PVPer with a thirst for solo combat, I was disappointed. Most combat took place fleet versus fleet (in what I then, in my newbishness, thought of as ‘large’ numbers, around 10-20 in each fleet), and soloing in RVB seemed to be the exclusive reserve of those with very expensive ships and impressive amounts of skillpoints. To say I was skeptical of the result of rejoining would be to put it lightly. However, I took the plunge over the weekend.
Since Marc is still -10 (and likely to stay that way, what with Hulkageddon around the corner), I had to use an alt. Of my alts, two are combat capable in some fashion. My better skilled combat alt, however, has in recent months been converted to my money maker in the form of station trading. As those familiar with that profession will know, you can’t be very good at station trading without being in station. RVB would no doubt require my pilot to undock and actually shoot things at people, so I went with the much less experienced option.
Those of you who have read this blog may remember a little alt I rolled up awhile back named Liam Malukker. His mission in life was to try to prove that even a new player can jump into lowsec piracy with a minimum of training time, financial backing, and support from friends. This project, however, ground to a halt during my last RL interruption of gameplay. He sat, logged out in Amarr lowsec, for many months. However, Liam has been reborn as a brave new capsuleer in service of my alma mater, Red Fed.
With less than 1 million skillpoints to his name, I have no illusions of solo success with Liam (the way I did with Marc when Marc was in RVB). Thus, perhaps, I am entering into the fray with a more open mindset. I don’t really know what my conclusion will be, but in the meantime it’s a lot of fun running around in a T1 fit Rifter and shooting at things.
I dropped my app sometime Saturday morning and was nearly instantly accepted into Red Federation. Within an hour, I was in a fleet. Apparently this past weekend had some particular rules applied to the perpetual aggressors: no fleet could field a ship larger than a cruiser, no tech 2 ships allowed, and most importantly – anything not in fleet was a target (including corp members!). I didn’t really know what to make of these restrictions at the time, but looking back on it – it was damn good fun.
First, our fleet (led by an Irishman by the name of Magenta Blue) grabbed hold of a lonely Rifter, foolishly out on his own during what was certainly a bloodbath of a weekend. It died, with the combat record showing that some of his Blue Republic friends had taken full advantage of the Free For All rules of engagement. The fit is a bit strange to me – MWD rifter with Shield Tank, Damage Control, and 150mm Autocannons – and obviously did not serve him well. However, I rejoiced – first blood for Liam! I surreptiously scooped loot and continued on with the fleet.
We then stumbled across another lonely soul, this time in a Thrasher. He, too, perished beneath the might of Red Federation. Another victory for Liam, all 900k SP of him, but still nothing too trying as the first two kills had basically been ganks. Then, we puttered about for a bit, as Magenta Blue attempted to get a Blue FC to come fight our motley crew of cruisers and frigates. This reminded me too well of past experiences, but this time I didn’t really mind. There was nothing else available for the fleet to shoot at, so might as well stir up a rival FC to come give us some fun.
An unfortunate series of events then unfolded. First, we moved from the agreed upon planet 2 rendezvous due to our FC’s nervousness. It was taking the blue FC an exceedingly long time to get his troops in line, which made us think that perhaps we were in for a nasty surprise. Then, restless at our new planetary orbit, the FC warped himself over to Planet 2 to check on things. As he landed, my directional scanner revealed he had a lot of company.
“Shit,” came Magenta’s voice over comms. Yup. That was about all she wrote for Magenta’s valiant Thorax. Heedless of the superiority that Blue Republic held at Planet 2, the rest of our fleet was soon in warp to avenge Magenta. When we landed, nobody really called primaries, so I just took turns shooting at the nearest thing. Most of the Blue Crew were burning away, but we did eventually manage to down their FC’s Rupture. Before I could see that glorious blue flash, however, I noticed some not-so-glorious yellow blinky boxes appearing on the overview.
Discretion being the better part of valor, I warped out – to the sun. As I did, several of the Blue Repugs did the same. We all landed together at the sun and commenced to carrying on the fight. I quickly established a tight orbit on a Coercer and called for help. It came – but too late. My Rifter went down. However, it was quickly avenged as the Coercer had been held down long enough to die at the hands of my comrades.
Afterwards, we repaired to our home in Otela and played around with another fleet – taking down a Moa and Vexor before ourselves being slaughtered nearly to a man. The day’s fun was wrapped up for me by shooting (and killing, surprisingly) a pair of Red Fed cruisers on the home station (Maller and Omen). All in all, a really good lot of fun (and for really cheap too!).
This got me to thinking about another project. A bi-weekly video blog of my escapades in Red Vs. Blue. It seems to me that some of the negative things in RVB have not changed – but I also think they are less negative than my first impression gave. Sure, some fights are prearranged. And no, I won’t be getting a whole lot of solo combat in (mainly due to my deficiencies with said alt). But, if you want some nearly on demand PVP, without the (major) worry of being podded or losing too much – you can’t do better than RVB.
Fly Smart,
Marc
Awhile back I floated the idea of a monthly award that seeks to recognize the valiant pursuits of the Eve Blogging community, and reward them for their otherwise thankless and sometimes Herculean task of bringing out content that enriches the Nation of Eve (thanks for that phrase, Stan er CCP Pokethulhu, I will be using it for some time to come). I was not surprised to see that the idea was met with lots of support. Let’s face it; not very many bloggers can get rewards for doing what they do – and who doesn’t like rewards?
I set out immediately to setting down a rough format for the awards, as well as contacting potential judges and sponsors of the initiative. After a few weeks of doggedly pursuing this project, I am happy to announce that it will indeed be coming to fruition! Starting with the month of April, a select panel of judges will be selecting winners in two categories from among the Eve Online Blogosphere. Here are the details:
The Eebees, Brought to you by Evebloggers.com and SOMER Blink
Judges: Marc Scaurus, Ripard Teg, and Seismic Stan
Categories: Post of the Month (for best individual blog post) and Blog of the Month (for best blog over the course of the month)
Reward: 1 PLEX per winner each month, delivered by the fine folks at SOMER Blink
Rules: All blog posts having to do with Eve Online are eligible each month for selection as Post of the Month (barring media sites such as Massively.com, TenTonHammer.com, etc). All blogs having to do primarily with Eve Online are eligible each month for selection as Blog of the Month (again, barring media sites).
Selection is limited to once per category per six month period. Must have an active Eve Online account at the time of winning and be willing to inform Marc Scaurus of an active Eve Online character to which the prize will be rewarded. Prizes will be delivered in Jita by contract from SOMER Blink.
Schedule: Winners for the month of April will be determined NLT May 4th, with announcements made NLT May 5th. Prizes must be claimed (by informing Marc Scaurus of an active Eve Online character to which the prize will be delivered) NLT the end of May. This schedule will repeat each successive month.
Now, as it stands I haven’t got any sweet graphics made up yet for the winners, so if anyone wants to toss a submission in regarding that, please feel free to leave a comment here or hit me up on Twitter. Otherwise I will be forced to photoshop something incredibly corny. Winners will be announced both on this blog as well as on Evebloggers.com
Good luck to everyone, and remember: GUD POASTIGN PAYS.
Write Smart,
Marc
Edit: If anyone can think of a name I like better than ‘The Eebees’, I will gladly steal the idea.